Andrew Stanish
Curling Athlete
"Just go curl, it's so fun!"
"I love the intricacies and small details that go into curling."
"Cheat the system."
"Um... ahhh... right... so uhhh... nah nohn nohn?"
"Always take the shortcut."
"I've been VERY CLEAR! Please take my website down!"
"I graduated with a doctorate in law and its relationships to physics."
"Curling is more an exercise of the mind than of the body."
"I am, without a doubt, the greatest human being that ever lived."